Saturday, February 16, 2008
ummmm... so I am not sure I am cut out for Motherhood...
So I take Kyla to dance every Saturday morning right?!? Right. So I picked her up from Ginger and Danny's house this morning at 9:00 like I always do. When I came in she yelled my name real loud with excitement like she always does. We put on her tights, leotard, and skirt like we always do. Then we walked out the door and got in the car like we always do. Then we drove off and went to dance like we always do. When we got to dance Kyla put on her ballet shoes and went into her studio with her teacher Ms. Ryan like she always does. Then about 5 min. in she had to go to the bathroom like she always does. Then we finished Ballet went to Tap and then finished dance like we always do. Then we got in the car and started driving to Taylor's house like we always do. Then while we were on 75 Kyla told me that he tummy hurt, so I asked her if she was hungry and she said no and then I asked if she was going throw-up and she said yes. So I pulled over the side of the highway and we got out and sat in the cold, windy, rainy wether waiting for her to throw-up. Then she never did. So we got back in the car and continued driving. And the light at the end of the tunnle was there it was right within my reach I could almost hear the clicking of the turn-signal as we were about to turn onto Ohio inorder to get to Taylor's house. And it happened... she YAKED! all over the place! Not only once but 4 times.... and me the inexperienced trying to pretend like I might be a mom someday kept my cool the best I could. so I pulled over to a left turnlane that turned into some shopping center and did what I could... (which in reality was nothing...) So then I look over to the right and there is a cop with his lights on so I try and find my finger that is the least covered in throw up and I roll the window down and he asked if there was a problem and I just told him that she had gotten sick and I was trying to clean it up a little and you know what he told me..... he told me that I could have atleast pulled into the parking lot.... HOW RUDE! I just wanted to get out of the car and throw all the Barf on him... RUDE MAN! Anyway... so we cleaned as much as we could and we contined the 30 second drive to Taylors house and I put her straight into the bathtub and as Taylor washed her I went back outside to the cold, windy, rainy wether and cleaned out the car. Thank GOD for leather seats!!!! They clean up very easily.... needless to say I am not sure I was made to be a mom....
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of course you're cut out for motherhood. YOU didn't sympathy barf did you? Some people I know would have driven off the road and had their own yack to contend with. By the the way, yack is a funny word. I love you. mom
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